This is my public statement of intent to drop my candidacy for President of the United States. Because no presidential candidate since Teddy Roosevelt has run for the nation's highest office and sported a mustache at the same time, with the possible exception of Hillary Clinton, this photo symbolized my decision to drop out of the race. I will now devote most of my time to staightening and smoothing the kinks in said mustache.
A pal always,
HB
