The Biggest ASS Shares His Chair With His Two Little ASSes

I had a chance to inspect my progeny up close and personal this past week. I was worried that they wouldn't be able to live up to their A.S.S expectations, but am relieved to say, they are on track for ASSdom.

Here are three pictures of Canyon Hardman and Penelope Mayberry to prove my point.

They will have one serious disadvantage to overcome because they won't have the privilege of being raised in Blythe, but I still think they can make it.

Best Buffet, Best Book, Best Movie and Best Haircut

Best Buffet in Las Vegas

I won't be posting for a few days because I am headed to Las Vegas for the AAU basketball tournaments. I will be watching and filming BYU prospects. Sitting on hard bleachers for 12 hours a day is not a vacation. Since I will be confined to high school gyms for the duration, that means the best buffet for me in Vegas will be at Foothill HS in Henderson. They have all I need to survive: Dr Pepper and Snickers Almond.

Best Book

If I do have a spare moment in my hotel room, it will be spent reading the latest Lee Child book, Bad Luck and Trouble. It features my favorite character, Jack Reacher. There isn't a sinister guy in the world that Reacher can't beat up, out smart or out think. Best of all, I like him because he travels the country with little money and without any luggage or change of clothes. When he needs new underwear, he just throws the old in the garbage and buys some new boxers.

I tried this mode of travel once during a previous tournament in Vegas. I didn't take a change of underwear and never had time to buy any new. Unlike Reacher, I never had to beat anybody up because nobody would ever sit by me.

Best Movie

I won't have time for watching movies, but you may. Here is my suggestioin for your viewing pleasure. Catherine Zeta-Jones has a new movie coming out later this month. It is called No Reservations. I don't know if it will be any good, but I do know it is a rip off and remake of one of my favorite flicks, Mostly Martha. This movie is a German film with English subtitles that came out in 2002. It's a little eclectic, but I liked it and thought it was very good. It is now available on DVD. If you are planning on seeing the new Zeta-Jones movie, I suggest you rent the original and best first.

Best Haircut

A guy can't go to Vegas without a good haircut. I had one yesterday at Studio 210 in Orem. I have included some before and after and in between shots. The haircut was so good I made an infomercial of it and told the girl that I was going to give her some free publicity on the blog. Her name is Alexis Arnett. She said I looked familiar and kept calling me dad.

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Lex's Infomercial

As Lex's dad, I have taken it upon myself to build up her clientele. I have produced the infomercial below which I am going to post on my Cougar Sportsline blog. I am hoping that if they see the good job she did on my hair, my customers will be flocking to get their hair cuts from Lex. Here is the informorcial I plan on using. Any feedback would be appreciated.





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